What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?