What food is a man's best friend?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do birds threaten one another?