What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?