What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of books do boats write?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where are average things manufactured?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a dancing sheep?