What is the emptiest holiday?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Who invented fractions?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How long do chickens work?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do cows go on the weekend?