What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?