What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the sick chicken say?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?