Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do you make a cow float?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
