What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where would you find an elephant?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?