If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How do billboards talk?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?