What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What words make the best athletes?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?