What sports are both plant-based?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How long will dinner be?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where is the coldest place to work?