What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?