Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why are boxers good comedians?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?