Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?