Why do trees try new things so often?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do books sleep?
What animal makes the best lunches?