What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do you get straight A's?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?