Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?