What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
