Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do jokesters study in college?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How was the wedding?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?