Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?