What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why are cars magic?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the airline worker name her child?