What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do fish use for glasses?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?