What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How do frogs get to work?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?