What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you make antifreeze?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?