What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which baseball player do fish root for?