What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?