Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call an old snowman?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?