What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?