If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What type of car do planets buy?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?