Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do math teachers eat?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do you make a cow float?