Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do plants hate algebra?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?