What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where does breakfast live?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?