What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?