Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was the pirate late for work?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How do chickens leave the highway?