Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a hairless poodle?