Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you say if you meet a toad?