What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a dog in space?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.