How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?