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What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?