What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?