What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?