Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the foal cough?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?