Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?