When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
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Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
If you need help building an ark...
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which family member has tusks?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?