Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
What game do bats excel at?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where do horses reside?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?