Which animal should never work for the government?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?