Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What does a panda ghost say?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?