How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?