Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?