What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What animal knows kung fu?