What did the mama goat say to her child?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How long will dinner be?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?