Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's E.T. short for?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?