Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?