Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How does a barber get to work?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do bees buzz?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?