How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?