How do you make a walnut laugh?
Bears love exotic cars.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What words make the best athletes?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do mice bring on a picnic?