What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How did the toad die?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the chicken cross the net?