What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What animal knows kung fu?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do frogs keep their money?