Why can you never find the number nine?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?