What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
This candy bar is a real home run.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do snowmen get information?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?