What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Surprise!!!!
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What table can you never sit at?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What bird is losing its hair?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do frogs get to work?