Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Because that's when the Taco Bell® would ring.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Which state has the best streets?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?