What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?