Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the foal cough?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do chips wear socks?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?