Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the turkey cross the road?